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It's a practice for me every day, sometimes every hour of every day. It is an absolute practice. When I went into… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your ass. You know? — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line. — Nick Nolte Copy Share Image
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You've rarely got an artist that's not being chauffeured into the business by some huge-ass names. — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
It is not the lefty ass-kissers you have to agitate, but the objective left-wing... — Gudrun Ensslin Copy Share Image
If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Whenever I publish a book, I feel like a trapper caught by the Iroquois. They're all lined up with Tomahawks, and the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It… — Joanna Russ Copy Share Image
Architecture can't fully represent the chaos and turmoil that are part of the human personality, but you need to put some of… — Frank Stella Copy Share Image
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