Ass Quote by Felix Unger Download Open image “Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.” — Felix Unger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Assuming Never assume
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Never ASSUME because the first there letters of ASSUME is ASS. If you ASSUME you make an ASS out of yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But if there's one thing I've learned in life it's this: assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
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“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
