Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come… — Mark Kozelek Copy Share Image
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. — Darrell Royal Copy Share Image
Adrian had always found it amusing that a guy could be drilling Stacia up her ass while she considered herself to be… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
I admire women who can be feminists and fight for women's rights, who believe in our powers as individuals and yet not… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity;… — James Jean Copy Share Image
Jiu-Jitsu for sure will save your ass, one way or another. Not necessarily a physical fight but also being able to deal… — Kron Gracie Copy Share Image
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People talking about politics usually start from the ass end backwards in that they think you have a political agenda, and then… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
My once-keen analytical mind has become so dulled by endless hours of baking in the hot sun, thrashing about in tight chimneys,… — Warren G. Harding Copy Share Image
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose, But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort Copy Share Image
[Voicing a cartoon] feels like going down a mysterious but joyful black hole. Once you relax for 15 or 20 minutes, and… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
She was fabulously wrong when she said it the first time, and stunningly arrogant in her refusal to express any regret for… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
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When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And… — Homer Copy Share Image
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight. — Ronnie Coleman Copy Share Image
The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts. — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
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