When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Any work of architecture that does not express serenity is a mistake. — Luis Barragan Copy Share Image
Architecture is not based on concrete and steel, and the elements of the soil. It's based on wonder. — Daniel Libeskind Copy Share Image
A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter… — Thomas Nashe Copy Share Image
Slapped her then I asked her what's my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass. — Soa Palelei Copy Share Image
A man's personality is matured only when he appropriates the truth, whether it is spoken by Balaam's ass or a sniggering wag… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Bend over to the front touch toes Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
My mom was a pretty hard worker. She worked her ass off, but I'd say we were middle class. I had a… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“When did I turn into a needywhiny angsty idiot who needed to be swept off her feet? She snorted then started running… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
The values my mother taught me were like, if you're going to do something, don't half-ass it. I remember her literally saying… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
