"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Indie rock is just as susceptible - if not more susceptible - to all the gross things about people becoming total ass… — Justin Vernon Copy Share Image
If he gimme the word then I'm flippin the bird & then I'm spinnin around & I'm grippin the burn — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Each workout is like a brick in a building, and every time you go in there and do a half-ass workout, you're… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been spanked?' he asked me. 'No,' I replied. 'Well, this is your lucky day.” — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
“Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I'll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I'll split… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me. Now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass; so… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I never felt in competition with anybody in war photography. You're lucky to get your ass in and out again. It's as… — David Douglas Duncan Copy Share Image
A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the… — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
The Government covers their own ass from things they fail to do to protect its own people from corporations that control the… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
I don't want a team that escapes from reality and escapes from the truth. I don't want people who are always escaping,… — John Chaney Copy Share Image
I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one,… — Tommy Franks Copy Share Image
The modern version of Buridan's ass [a figurative description of a man of indecision] has a Ph.D., but no time to grow… — Erwin Chargaff Copy Share Image
They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't… — James Toney Copy Share Image
More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. So it is a good time for… — Randy Neugebauer Copy Share Image
You have to hide what you are and it's really stressful and very bad for your self esteem. Because it's not obvious… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs By the known rules of ancient liberty, When straight a barbarous noise… — John Milton Copy Share Image
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist Copy Share Image
So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping. — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
This country you're sitting in right now was not built on love, hugs, time-outs and trophies you didn't earn. This country was… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I've always just done things that come naturally, and that's always been surrounding myself with artists that I respect and that are… — Janina Gavankar Copy Share Image
