Arms Quote by Michael Ian Black

“So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.” quote by Michael Ian Black — Download Open image

“So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.”

Michael Ian Black

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