Booze is my escape from reality,If your a drinker,You understand,I'm a Alcoholic. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
Alcoholic is a big word, but I'd have a hard time defending myself against it in court. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I drink alcohol , I am an alcoholic . So , if I drink fanta , does dat make me fantastic? :D :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to Ibiza with the lads! I’ll probably come back a raging alcoholic. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic. — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“but I’m still the child of an abusive alcoholic and we don’t make great parent material.” — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
“Today is officially my first day of becoming an alcoholic. And this drink is making my soda very good—actually, no, I take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The world is like a giant Alcoholic whining day to day about what others are doing. Instead of of living harmoniously and… — B.L. Kennison Copy Share Image
You are not an alcoholic or an addict. You are not incurably diseased. You have merely become dependent on substances or addictive… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I totally agree. I hate knowing too much when I'm going to the cinema and watching as a viewer. I don't want… — Keira Knightley Copy Share Image
Trying to describe the process of becoming an alcoholic is like trying to describe air. It's too big and mysterious and pervasive… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
“The alcoholic retains the ability to condemn his addiction and advise those not subject to it to avoid succumbing to the liquid… — Pitigrilli Copy Share Image
I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
The alcohol was awful. I was a terrible alcoholic. I mean, people used to ask how much drugs I did. I said,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
Grew up as a, child of an alcoholic, sister to schizophrenic, already inherited one and they both a genetic. When sun falls… — Jean Grae Copy Share Image
“And I was sure it was the drink that irrigated White’s self-sabotage, for it is the common trait of alcoholics to make… — Helen Macdonald Copy Share Image
But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor"… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am an alcoholic. It took me a long time to admit that to myself. It took me a long time to… — Elizabeth Vargas Copy Share Image
I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'm not just an alcoholic. I'm a -holic. Anything I do, I'm going to do to the extreme. — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. — Sue William Silverman Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. — Ron White Copy Share Image
“I was dating the same man over and over again, expecting a different relationship. Where's the sanity in that!?” — Grace W. Wroldson Copy Share Image
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“I'm homeless, and I'm an alcoholic. But I have a dream.' 'What's that?' 'I wanna go fishing.” — Brandon Stanton Copy Share Image