The English are very indulgent to episodes of alcoholic insanity. — Lawrence Osborne Copy Share Image
I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an… — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
Whenever I drink alcohol I'm alcoholic and whenever I drink fanta I'm fantastic …alah — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time. — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was only my first AA meeting, but I was certain assaulting a fellow alcoholic wasn't one of those Twelve Steps.” — Christa Allan Copy Share Image
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Psf. I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink. Look here," I explained raising my next shot to her. "I already… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Denial is huge for any alcoholic, especially for a functioning alcoholic, because I - you know, I'm not living under a bridge.… — Elizabeth Vargas Copy Share Image
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
“The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that’s why he doesn’t drink. Me, I’m not an alcoholic and… — Norm Macdonald Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“the non-drinking person in a relationship with an alcoholic got just as out of control, was in just as much pain, and… — Melody Beattie Copy Share Image
I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in… — Josh Kilmer-Purcell Copy Share Image
I was like one of those newspapers, those periodicals. There's all different kinds of alcoholics. There's the everyday kind: that's the consistent… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
To limit yourself to a label of "alcoholic" is masochistic and false if you have awakened a deeper spiritual identity within and… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“AA purports to be open to anyone, as it is stated in Tradition Tree, "The only requirement for AA membership is a… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
I met with a bad bout after the trial was over, and while the trial was on I habit of stopping by… — Harry Reems Copy Share Image
“off that for a long time. I was an alcoholic before I was thirty. Perhaps before I was twenty, it depends on… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
“Medical research has revealed that in about one-tenth of the population, the liver processes alcohol differently, releasing a chemical messenger that creates… — Kaylie Jones Copy Share Image
“She has drunk a lot. There have been at least three glasses since she got here, and there were many more back… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image