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“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses”

— Josh Stern

“I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.”

— John Steinbeck

“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re drunk, you’re…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“I am an alcoholic. I’m the first to admit that. I can’t drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand’s not…

— Donna Tartt

“Alcoholism is the one illness that tells you, you don't have it”

— Paul Campbell

“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You…

— Christine Zolendz

“Not having any drink about ain’t the same as not understanding the need for one. Times like these change a body’s perspective.”

— Samuel Snoek-Brown

“1. Life is not an alcohol deficiency.”

— Joe Pursche

“I actually wanted a drink, besides feeling that I had to have a drink.”

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“For the first time I realized that perhaps my drinking was getting a bit out of hand, but I knew you’d drink too if…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.”

— Shemp Howard