Alcoholics Quote by Dick Van Dyke Download Open image “Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.” — Dick Van Dyke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcoholics Today
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, with the subject matter that's around politically, and internationally and everything, I think Carl Reiner would have a ball. I think the format… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
We used to get 27, 28 minutes to do a story in, and now they're lucky if they get 18 or 20 minutes. So… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I did a 'Golden Girls' once, which shot in front of an audience, and that went well. I had a good time. But I… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
A lot of the guilt didn't help my drinking at that point. I never expected a divorce to happen in my life particularly, but… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I've never been what you'd call a great singer, but I loved to sing. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go by before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.” — Al Murray Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's — Dave Dutton Copy Share Image
I placed myself in amongst the animal kingdom so that I would be able to confront myself actually. It did not start out as… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I feel that people who haven't read my books and haven't heard me lecture - who don't in fact know what my work is… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
