So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
We all know we're going to die. We're all circling the drain. Some of us are closer than others. I'm 90, I… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I taught Sunday school when I was younger, and ended up an elder in the church, and it just seemed to me… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life.… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I wasn't a falling-in-the-gutter type. I drank at home because it relaxed me. I was shy around new people, but after a… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Some people never change their mind through their whole lives, about anything, despite new information that comes in. And now that we… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I think there's kind of a wave of nostalgia going on right at the moment. You know, people recall an earlier time,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Longevity in my family's been pretty good. And my grandparents were pretty spry at their age, so I figured I'd probably stay… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're denying that they are addicted, say it's… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
There are people with their iPads are taking pictures so much that they're not experiencing the moment. They go home and look… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Young people ask me for advice, and I tell them to do what I didn't do. Get some training. I took jobs… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I went public with the alcoholism, very early on... the early '70s. Mercedes McCambridge, the actress, I think was the first recognizable… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Today, with the subject matter that's around politically, and internationally and everything, I think Carl Reiner would have a ball. I think the format… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
We used to get 27, 28 minutes to do a story in, and now they're lucky if they get 18 or 20 minutes. So… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I did a 'Golden Girls' once, which shot in front of an audience, and that went well. I had a good time. But I… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
A lot of the guilt didn't help my drinking at that point. I never expected a divorce to happen in my life particularly, but… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I've never been what you'd call a great singer, but I loved to sing. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
