Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
If wine tells truth - and so have said the wise, It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies! — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. — Luis Bunuel Copy Share Image
Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I… — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
In the back of my mind for many years, I had always felt that my relationship with alcohol, although seemingly harmless was… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless; someone… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
We all build internal sea walls to keep at bay the sadnesses of life and the often overwhelming forces within our minds.… — Kay Redfield Jamison Copy Share Image
Waco was supposed to be a way for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and the Clinton administration to prove the… — Steve Stockman Copy Share Image
We're beginning to realize that drowsiness or sleep deprivation, fatigue, is beginning to outstrip alcohol as a cause of accidents in transportation,… — William C. Dement Copy Share Image
“My problem was not only drinking; it was selfishness. The booze was leading me to put myself ahead of others, especially my… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
In general, it can be said that no contemplative life is possible without ascetic self-discipline. One must learn to survive without the… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
I write less about alcohol, less and less and less. You 're an addict - so of course you write about the… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“You know, you own a bar and you don't keep alcohol at home," she said, breathless. "I could have had a shot--it… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
In the dream of approaching forty I saw myself as about to die and realized that I was no longer myself, but… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
The medical device tags that are being used [in the USA] are a terrible mistake. Why are we taxing people for trying… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
No substance in nature, as far as yet known, has, when it reaches the brain, such power to induce mental and moral… — Timothy Shay Arthur Copy Share Image
“Come boy, and pour for me a cup Of old Falernian. Fill it up With wine, strong, sparkling, bright, and clear; Our… — Catullus Copy Share Image
I was feeling single, seeing double, wound up in a whole lotta trouble. — Emmylou Harris Copy Share Image