There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
Once you avoid the things that accelerate aging like smoking, obesity, excessive alcohol consumption, and excessive sun exposure, you've done about as… — S. Jay Olshansky Copy Share Image
Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now.… — Robert Altman Copy Share Image
I think rap is all about what you feel about a situation and not just about cars, alcohol and women. — Raftaar Copy Share Image
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. — Eric Hodgins Copy Share Image
You need a long hard day's work to reveal the logic of the craving for very bad tv and alcohol. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
There'd never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition. At a… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it. — Marian Engel Copy Share Image
Trying to describe the process of becoming an alcoholic is like trying to describe air. It's too big and mysterious and pervasive… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you. — Bon Scott Copy Share Image
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Everybody needs a way out of that pain. Many people choose drugs and alcohol. Some people obsessively exercise or develop strange dietary… — Mariel Hemingway Copy Share Image
“I order six shots. I drink the first shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha for 120 seconds. I drink… — Saravana Kumar Murugan Copy Share Image
If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, . . . let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
“I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules—no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“I stopped rowing for a moment to glug down some water, but it was warm, tasted of plastic, and failed to refresh.… — Roz Savage Copy Share Image
I don’t see any police cars.” “They probably had to park a couple blocks over. Anyway, as I was saying, I noticed… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
