As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain, — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough. — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Not much more than a broke disgrace who's hooked on tonics, so excuse him if his poker face has puke on it.” — Hannibal Lecture Copy Share Image
Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive. — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I feel like the sexy clothes put a bar between you. It's like putting an alcohol drenched piece of wood between you… — Thandie Newton Copy Share Image
Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
In a museum in London there is an exhibit called "The Value of Man": a long coffinlike box with lots of compartments… — Stephane Mallarme Copy Share Image
It took me a long time to reach the bottom and it went through various stages. I went from drugs into an… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Shock waves to a tired brain, sends that hungry lady to my door again. She's my shelter from the storm when I… — Elton John Copy Share Image
“Day drinking with a broken heart is like selling loose Cuban cigars like Newports, tryna leave the country without passports, and putting… — Frida R Copy Share Image
Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
I'm a germ-phobe when I meet a lot of people or shake a lot of hands. I always have hand sanitizer and… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I… — John Daly Copy Share Image
I got messed up between my fight with Ken Norton and my fight with Larry Holmes; I got messed up with alcohol.… — Gerry Cooney Copy Share Image
I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace,… — Ned Beauman Copy Share Image
“These guys had names for every conceivable drinking situation. They liked to have a little eye-opener to get themselves going in the… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
Hindered by asthma since I was six weeks old, I had begun experimenting with my diet and discovered a disquieting correlation. When… — Paul Hawken Copy Share Image
When we desire to be a blessing, we find that there are many ways in which we can bless others. We can… — John Templeton Copy Share Image
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol. — Barbara Mertz Copy Share Image
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image