Drinking rule no.1 if you are still standing u need another beer! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves. — MacDonald Harris Copy Share Image
“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.” — Kyra Davis Copy Share Image
'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess — John Selden Copy Share Image
I was your drugs and you were my alcohol and together we forgot about all of our worries. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we finally decide that drug prohibition has been no more successful than alcohol prohibition, the drug dealers will disappear. — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Seven Commandments: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime… — James Carriger Paine Copy Share Image
Honesty remains the best policy. If parents use alcohol in moderation in front of young children, that provides the right model. Drug… — David Elkind Copy Share Image
How many young people, how many young people of our Europe, whom we have left empty of ideals, who do not have… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
Let's just get this out of the way: Most grocery store vinegars taste terrible. They're made from low-quality wine (or other alcohol),… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie… — Griffith Edwards Copy Share Image
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a… — Vikas Swarup Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is the drug ethanol. They are one and the same. Alcohol is also called ethyl alcohol or grain alcohol. It is… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
Upon occasion we should go as far as intoxication… Drink washes cares away, stirs the mind from its lowest depths… But in… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
While conversion of sugars to ethanol is the predominant reaction, it is only one of potentially thousands of biochemical reactions taking place… — Neel Burton Copy Share Image
“Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning... No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
I tried to eat better too, but when you're on tour you literally just eat some hideous pork pie on the motorway… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“A man’s beliefs about the effects of the substance will largely be borne out. If he believes that alcohol can make him… — Lundy Bancroft Copy Share Image
“Why do I take a blade and slash my arms? Why do I drink myself into a stupor? Why do I swallow… — Alice Jamieson Copy Share Image
Contemporary man is blind to the fact that, with all his rationality and efficiency, he is possessed by "powers" that are beyond… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
