One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“Drink up,” he says, “being a little drunk makes everything a little bit better.” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“But I’ve been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy.” — Mark Matthews Copy Share Image
Junkies might be easy to knock down, but they're never fragile. They have souls like old leather shoes studded with steel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Myself, I'm a pothead. It's no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else — Method Man Copy Share Image
Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne. — Tina Turner Copy Share Image
“I like Rhine wine, blue grapes, good cheese, endive and lots of books, etc., etc., etc., as much as I like supreme… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t taste anything like the drink I had at the party with Tucker. And now, almost two years later, I realize… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I know for me, when I would drink, I circumvented my own self-protection and my own judgment and my own discrimination -… — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith in humanity, period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ordinances do not impart eternal life to the believer, but they do confirm, strengthen, and heighten our awareness and enjoyment of… — Sam Storms Copy Share Image
A drunkard in the gutter is just where he ought to be, according to the fitness and tendency of things. Nature has… — William Graham Sumner Copy Share Image
“Simple game—he’d fill a wineglass with one of his expensive reds and set it on the edge of the table. Then he… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
I started collecting baseball cards and basketball cards when I was younger. I have a CD collection that turned into a DVD… — Marques Houston Copy Share Image
What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking,… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam:… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I like all paintings. I always look at the paintings, good or bad, in barbershops, furniture stores, provincial hotels. I'm like a… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Black wines have become the rage over the last 20 years. I prefer our wines to be red. — Christian Moueix Copy Share Image
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. — Rose Kennedy Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t all yoga and breathing: I also drank my share of chardonnay.” — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
There is a special Providence that watches over idiots, drunken men, and boys. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. — Czech Proverb Copy Share Image
