To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.' — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
…All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin'… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest."… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.'...Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.' — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
![“That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical…” quote by Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/1d7/bill-hicks-970_brain_that-s-what-i-hate-about-the-war-on-drug_2826763.jpg)
![“I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that?…” quote by Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/8be/bill-hicks-970_bigs_i-got-this-big-fear-of-doing-smoking-jok_612628.jpg)
