People Quotes by Bill Hicks

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

— Bill Hicks

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

— Bill Hicks

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

— Bill Hicks

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

— Bill Hicks

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

— Bill Hicks

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

— Bill Hicks

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

— Bill Hicks

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

— Bill Hicks

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy…

— Bill Hicks

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a…

— Bill Hicks

How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for…

— Bill Hicks

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe…

— Bill Hicks

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you…

— Bill Hicks

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks…

— Bill Hicks

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a…

— Bill Hicks

How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus.…

— Bill Hicks

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and…

— Bill Hicks

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government…

— Bill Hicks

People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with…

— Bill Hicks

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real…

— Bill Hicks

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where…

— Bill Hicks

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

— Bill Hicks

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

— Bill Hicks

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

— Bill Hicks

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

— Bill Hicks

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and…

— Bill Hicks

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

— Bill Hicks

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

— Bill Hicks

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice…

— Bill Hicks

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they…

— Bill Hicks

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in…

— Bill Hicks

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with…

— Bill Hicks

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges,…

— Bill Hicks

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's…

— Bill Hicks

People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of…

— Bill Hicks

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it…

— Bill Hicks

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that…

— Bill Hicks

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take…

— Bill Hicks

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids.…

— Bill Hicks