Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. — Eamon Dunphy Copy Share Image
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
Doctors smoke it. Nurses smoke it. Judges smoke it. Even the lawyers too... — Peter Tosh Copy Share Image
I always love being in the company of women. It's all about good conversation and great wine. — Naomi Watts Copy Share Image
“My hand tightens on my wine goblet, and I am glad it is silver, not glass, for surely it would shatter under… — Robin LaFevers Copy Share Image
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to… — Booth Tarkington Copy Share Image
I have an addiction problem. People say I should go to rehab...but I always tell them I don't want to go...coz I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Such a stupid excuse was even more degrading! In wine is truth, and the truth had all come out, "that is, all… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lovers drink wine all day and night and tear the veils of the mind. When drunk with love's wine, body, heart and… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“Whiskey to himself "God, please let this kid be legal, just to make that whole wood thing less disgusting” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
The main point in our report was to recommend decriminalization...because of the way laws are applied, which have not worked. We have… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
“I realise something. My ‘fuck it, I just want to get smashed’ moments are usually about boredom and pleasure-seeking. When I get… — Jill Stark Copy Share Image
The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was… — George Jung Copy Share Image
Crime is based upon need, making money. People sell drugs to make money. But if everybody is cared for, they don't sell… — Jacque Fresco Copy Share Image
“Frank was pretty goddamn sure that Mr. and Mrs. Marijuana were not having date night at a gun range with a crate… — T.M. Smith Copy Share Image
One man affirms that he has rode post a hundred miles in six hours; probably it is a lie; but supposing it… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
If I didn't have children I might be more of a lush than I am. I like booze. I struggle with smoking.… — Olivia Colman Copy Share Image
“In strict medical terms marijuana is far safer than many foods we commonly consume. . . . Marijuana in its natural form… — Steve Elliott Copy Share Image
Fine wine leaves you with something pleasant. The ordinary wine just leaves. — Maynard Amerine Copy Share Image
“Love weathers doesn't withers; Just like wine, the older, the stronger” — Falguni Jain Copy Share Image
You think drinking and driving is dangerous, try drinking and manscaping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only drink champagne on two occasions.When I am in love and when I am not — Anonymous Copy Share Image