Champagne is the wine of civilization and the oil of government. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops. — Hildegard of Bingen Copy Share Image
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking. — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
The rapturuous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense — Leigh Hunt Copy Share Image
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Scott signs 'Charlotte's Web' medical marijuana bill By Tia Mitchell and Mary” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Fairy tales] make rivers run with wine only to make us remember, for one wild moment, that they run with water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. That makes sense because old people are always… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a… — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
But men at whiles are sober And think by fits and starts. And if they think, they fasten Their hands upon their… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
Plant life instead of animal food is the keystone of regeneration. Jesus used bread instead of flesh and wine in place of… — Richard Wagner Copy Share Image
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally… — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
I used to think I was a bad person, I'd drink and gamble a lot and I didn't want to but I… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
“How very like you, Puck.” Ash’s voice came from a great distance, and the room started to spin. “Offer them a taste… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
to grow old is to have taken away, one by one, all gifts of life, the food and wine, the music and… — Storm Jameson Copy Share Image
If you come from money and you become an addict, you go to the Betty Ford Clinic, you get treatment. If you're… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Nobody who's ever gotten sufficiently addictively enslaved by a Substance to need to quit the Substance and has successfully quit it for… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Give me women, wine and snuff Until I cry out 'hold, enough!' You may do so san objection Till the day of… — John Keats Copy Share Image
After World War II, a lot of people moved to the cities for work and abandoned the old vineyards. Then in the… — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
“I've got a hangover, okay? So I'm not very... It's not easy sometimes.” — Kirsty Eagar Copy Share Image
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
Shout out to all the people who don't smoke, but still think it should be legalized. — C_c Copy Share Image
Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
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