“But of course I said all of that inside my head so no one else heard it but me.” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT — Rachel Renée Russell Baby Copy Share Image
“WHY? Mostly because I’m the biggest DORK in the entire school. And” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“LISTEN, GURL! WE HAVE A CONNECTION! I LUV U MORE THAN MY LEGO COLLECTION!” — Rachel Renée Russell Lego Copy Share Image
“Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!” — Rachel Renée Russell Dinosaur Copy Share Image
In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS! — Rachel Renée Russell Angelic Copy Share Image
“Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah,” and then you just repeat those words 1,962 times until the song… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if… — Rachel Renée Russell Book Copy Share Image
“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“FROM BRANDON: Hi Nikki, Looking forward 2 going 2 the dance with you. Good luck finding a dress that will actually make… — Rachel Renée Russell Dance Copy Share Image
“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“about but a business deal?” “I—I don’t have the slightest idea!” I stammered. That’s when I looked deep into my father’s eyes… — Rachel Renée Russell Business Copy Share Image
“Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun… — Rachel Renée Russell Books Copy Share Image
“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around… — Rachel Renée Russell Dance Copy Share Image
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“My dad opened the door and stuck his head in. “Nikki, it’s me. I need to be on the social medium,” he… — Rachel Renée Russell Twitter Copy Share Image
“We could hide the dogs in his office, and no one would EVER find them. That’s because absolutely no one would even… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“EMBARRASSED!! I knew right then and there I had pretty much” — Rachel Renée Russell Embarrassed Copy Share Image
Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness. — Rachel Renée Russell Bitterness Copy Share Image
“a true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you're slightly cracked.” — Rachel Renée Russell Friend Copy Share Image
“I knew middle school was going to be challenging, but I never expected to end up DEAD in the computer lab, wearing… — Rachel Renée Russell Computers Copy Share Image
“Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then,… — Rachel Renée Russell Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“And if you decide to cancel it, make sure you notify Principal Winston and the student council. Although, I wouldn’t want to… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Miss Bri-Bri has designed a gazillion booty-ful dresses for very famous and important people, like Princess Sugar Plum, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé, and… — Rachel Renée Russell Fashion Copy Share Image
