“But a cold shower in stinky black muck that looked and smelled like elephant diarrhea would probably make most people have a… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, BABY! GOTTA ROW TO THAT FUNKY BEAT, BABY!” she howled. “DANCING DOWN THE STREEEEEEEAM!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their… — Rachel Renée Russell Ice cream Copy Share Image
“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!” — Rachel Renée Russell Happiness Copy Share Image
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). — Rachel Renée Russell Courtesy Copy Share Image
“Thanks to them, not only did I look like a cover model, but by lunchtime I had received a half dozen compliments… — Rachel Renée Russell Compliments Copy Share Image
