Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because…

Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.

— Anonymous

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts

— Wiz Khalifa

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

— Anonymous

Drunk words are only sober thoughts- Remember that!

— Ash Sweeney

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

— Alison McCarthy

“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're…

— Various

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

— Henny Youngman

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

— Henny Youngman

“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." The…

— Various

“About an attractive woman at the bar, my character, Austin Carr, says, "She might be too drunk. I mean, even stockbrokers have some pride.”

— Jack Getze

“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”

— Holly Black

“My Da says you’re never drunk, so long as ye can hold on to the floor.”

— Diana Gabaldon

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober.

— Dorothy L. Sayers

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.

— Madeleine L'Engle

“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally the case…

— Donna Goddard