My Da says you’re never drunk, so long as ye can hold on…

“Da says I make a whole loaf from pigeon crumbs.”

— Tamora Pierce

When you use the word 'filibuster,' most of us in America - and I count myself among them - envision it as the ability…

— Jeff Merkley

“He somehow saw that to her being drunk had its whole long sentimental history, whereas to him it was a freakish novelty.”

— Alan Hollinghurst

She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.

— ZZ Top

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

— Anonymous

To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to remember. Fall…

— Philip Pullman

“About an attractive woman at the bar, my character, Austin Carr, says, "She might be too drunk. I mean, even stockbrokers have some pride.”

— Jack Getze

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts

— Wiz Khalifa

“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”

— Holly Black

Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.

— Anonymous

Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts.

— Anonymous

If I had to guess and put a name on it, I'd say that at some point, the drug war was as much a…

— David Simon

I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do…

— Don Rickles

Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the…

— Benjamin Franklin

“She kneeled down, opened the wine fridge, and scanned the shelves, filled with a variety of white wines. Sam began to pull each bottle…

— Viola Shipman