What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Before my family - my wife and my daughter - baseball was probably 85 percent of my life. — Francisco Lindor Copy Share Image
Though Love has finished, the young wife doesn't know when to quit and thinks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dick Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico. — Peter Straub Copy Share Image
My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars. — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
In our house I'm not Lee Evans the comic, I'm just a dad and my wife's husband. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
“Let us remember to always rediscover one another because we are forever changing.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I think I need to be married. Having a wife and family makes some sense out of all that I do, because… — Neil Diamond Copy Share Image
Oh, trebly blest the placid lot of those whose hearth foundations are in pure love laid, where husband's breast with tempered ardor… — Euripides Copy Share Image
As many as half of Ethiopias girls become wives before becoming adults. But Ethiopia is also a place where lasting solutions to… — Helene D. Gayle Copy Share Image
I think you need to have people around you who can remind you that, actually, what you just said makes no sense.… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
In the mornings I used to say goodbye to my wife like someone going to work. I'd leave the house, walk around… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
We always spend the summer together. My wife and kids, we always go back to Massachusetts and spend the summer there near… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
When the husband and wife are healthy, and free from inherited weaknesses and diseases that might be transmitted with injury to their… — David O. McKay Copy Share Image
If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
My wife and I went to jail in Selma. The difference when I was back there recently? White folks? No. Black folks… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
“Wyatt’s lips flatten into a serious line. His voice goes low, laced with passion. “Marrying one woman doesn’t mean spending your life… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
One of my sons has a tattoo on his ankle that was meant to be Africa but looks like Australia, one of… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
Any two people can become husband and wife. but to be friends with your spouse,to want to be around them, to want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...it is important to understand, not intellectually but actually in your daily life, how you have built images about your wife, your… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
If every husband and every wife would constantly do whatever might be possible to ensure the comfort and happiness of his or… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
If you can't keep a promise to your family, can't keep a promise to your wife, you're having an affair, you're lying… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
“Marriage is more than finding the right person…it is being the right person!” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
My wife's trying to get me into yoga, and it's gonna take me a while, but eventually I'm gonna have to. — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
Fortunately for my wife, I'm not a snorer so she doesn't have to put up with that. — Buster Posey Copy Share Image
I've got a wife now which is slightly different to when I was younger. Things have changed in my life. — Ben White Copy Share Image
Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I like working. That's when I'm feeling my best. And the people around me know that. My wife knows that. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“She tasted exactly like she always had. Like my wife. My partner. My very heart.” — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
Don't wife her cause she's a bad b*tch, wife her cause she was there when you ain't have sh*t. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“A wife is not a commodity to be weighed on the scale of human preferences.” — Samuel Adjeipong Copy Share Image
I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it. — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't believe in, 'she's a woman, she's a wife, be quiet and sit at home.' — Shaunie O'Neal Copy Share Image