Wife Quotes · Page 53

My wife usually gives me a project... I like going to work because I can be the boss for once.

— Barry Trotz

My wife doesn't drink. I don't think a girl's desire to drink or not has any effect on guys. At all.

— Jake Johnson

men love their wives not because of their virtues, but in spite of them.

— Margaret Deland

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

— Sacha Guitry

O MY WIFE-who made the writing of my previous book a pleasure and writing of the present one a necessity.

— Herbert C. Brown

“Speak to me: I will spend my lifetime trying to understand you.”

— Kamand Kojouri

My wife is my teammate. She's my best friend. I love her.

— Ralphie May

You can say what you want about me, but don't mess with my wife.

— Paul Henderson

I like my easy life at home. I like to live in Switzerland. I like to be with my wife, with my…

— Stan Wawrinka

I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I've always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself,…

— Paddy Considine

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

— Henny Youngman

I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to…

— Darius Rucker

I am an obsessive garage cleaner - my wife and the neighbors make fun of me. I remember that my father was…

— Chris O'Donnell

I have three children and three dogs. You put them in a Prius, you know? People who have a Prius obviously have…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Yes I'm a TV presenter and a mum and a wife and all those things, but as much as I love a…

— Emma Willis

I am quite good at studies. My mum would back me up on that, but not my wife. She usually pulls my…

— Mayank Agarwal

I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, we all…

— Caroline Dhavernas

Ego's trick is to make us lose sight of our interdependence. That kind of ego-thought gives us a perfect justification to look…

— Gelek Rimpoche

Dad could talk about peace and love out loud to the world, but he could never show it to the people who…

— Julian Lennon

It's right around this time that her Grandmother Hall dies. And Eleanor Roosevelt is responsible for making all the funeral arrangements. And…

— Blanche Wiesen Cook

Everything necessary to understand my grandfather lies between two stories: the story of the tiger’s wife, and the story of the deathless…

— Tea Obreht

The State exists simply to promote and to protect the ordinary happiness of human beings in this life. A husband and wife…

— C. S. Lewis

We found letters at the house we bought from a sailor to his wife who lived in the house. He went down…

— Michael Winter

People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives,…

— Andrzej Sapkowski

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

— Henny Youngman

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.

— Matthew Macfadyen

My wife likes to say I act like a kid, so maybe that's why I sing like one!

— Michael Anthony

“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”

— Gillian Flynn

In the choice of a horse and a wife a man must please himself ignoring the opinion and advice of friends.

— George Whyte-Melville

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

— Jimmy Durante

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

— Anonymous

A virtuous name is the precious only good, for which queens and peasants' wives must contest together.

— Friedrich Schiller

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

— Will Cuppy

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

— Robert Louis Stevenson

I love travelling and if my wife and my daughter are with me - I am happy.

— Mario Kempes

Trust is the most important part of a realtionship. You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.

— Zhat

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

— Will Cuppy

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

— Henny Youngman

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

— Milton Berle

We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.

— Jane Austen