What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh. — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife.” — Jill Bialosky Copy Share Image
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight. — Annie Besant Copy Share Image
I've already got a beautiful wife, a great son, and a house. What else do you need? — Sal Khan Copy Share Image
I met [my wife Margot] on Fire Island when I had a house there many years ago. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I went home and took my wife and went to my Cosen Tho. Pepys's and found them just sat down to dinner,… — Samuel Pepys Copy Share Image
It is normal for husband and wife to argue: it's normal. It always happens. But my advice is this: never let the… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
My wife understands it's a business and I'm working for her and our son. But I never worry about it during a… — Andrei Arlovski Copy Share Image
I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
My wife says that stage acting is like being on a tightrope with no net, and being in the movies, there is… — Eli Wallach Copy Share Image
Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My wife often goes out with male friends for dinner and I go out with female friends. We have different holidays. We're… — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
The Quran says nothing about the veil, except for an injunction to veil the bosom, which is obvious. As for the face,… — Kim Stanley Robinson Copy Share Image
People look at things differently. Imagine going to a village in Southern Sudan and try to explain to someone there the concept… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I have an upfront, sort of in-the-trenches knowledge of white people's trying to avoid their whiteness and replace it with something else.… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Think of civil society and the state as joined in a marriage of necessity. You already know who the wife is, the… — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
In television, there's this weird sense of isolation from your audience; you kind of get this feeling that you write the show… — Ronald D. Moore Copy Share Image
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
The Left is my family. And it is threatened by terrible demons, like differentialism. "differentialist Left" are people who have learned nothing… — Bernard-Henri Levy Copy Share Image
Actually, there is a sense in which polygynous marriage has not been the historical norm - even where polygyny is permitted, multiple… — Robert Wright Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to choose between being me and being somebody's wife?” — Anna Jane Greenville Copy Share Image
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
When it comes to friends, as in people to relax with, that's my wife and my kids. — Ashley Walters Copy Share Image
The press called me a billionaire, and my wife came up and said I must be squirreling money away. — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
“I mean, I'm happy to see you, but why aren't you home?" "Wherever my wife sleeps is my home.” — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
I can't imagine my wife and I ever splitting up. I can't imagine a life without her. — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
“And I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive and thrive as best I may.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“As is often the case, the sole person not left speechless in awe by my brilliance is my own beloved wife.” — Jack Womack Copy Share Image
If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her Sue -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally… — Dennis Wolfberg Copy Share Image
The only woman I have played in my career was my wife and I beat her easily! But she wasn't much good. — John Higgins Copy Share Image
“Oh, my father, such a difficult man. His world turned on his axis. From "The Father Tamer" in BREATHE IN” — Eileen Granfors Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image