Wife Quotes · Page 49

“A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.”

— Habeeb Akande

Music was our wife and we loved her. We stayed with her, clothed her and put diamond rings on her hands.

— Lionel Hampton

I have three boys. Sometimes my wife and I really have to battle to keep video games from encroaching.

— Brad Bird

Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.

— Daryl Hall

Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either.

— Natalie Clifford Barney

I said to my wife that if I had enough money I'd have my arms lengthened. Slightly longer arms would be great.

— Bill Bailey

I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

— John McCain

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.

— Avinash Kaushik

My wife and I had watched 'Fixer Upper' so much, that was my introduction. I had this image in my mind of…

— Matt Rhule

The job of the president of the United States is not to love his wife; it's to manage a wide range of…

— Matthew Yglesias

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

— Greg Behrendt

What I have on my left calf is two skeletons; when you put them together, they form a heart, and it says,…

— Rey Mysterio

On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise. Some more…

— Gabriel Macht

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop…

— Bill Cosby

My wife changes the way that I dress. She makes me dress nicer than I want to dress. I feel like I…

— Adam Driver

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.

— Charles Reade

Years later, my wife, Ilusion, woke me up to the realization that you can't just "dump" your whole species simply because you've…

— Anonymous

And it soon became obvious to me that I had to process and keep my relationship with my ex-wife separate from that…

— Tim Matheson

The best piece of advice I received before I got married was, "Be careful what you say when you're in a fight,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I had been fed, in my youth, a lot of old wives' tales about the way men would instantly forsake a beautiful…

— Dorothy Parker

I was working full time and going to school at night and on the weekends. It was just crazy. At one point…

— Chelsea Clinton

My wife Ann and I had been digging during the day, transplanting lilies from the front of this abandoned farmhouse back down…

— Larry Towell

The world is large,” said Okonkwo. “I have even heard that in some tribes a man’s children belong to his wife and…

— Anonymous

I have filed multiple defamations where my wife's name is mentioned relating to any of my personal battles. It's incorrect and the…

— Raj Kundra

I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation.

— Bill Pullman

“I'd go home to a wife whom I was not sexually enjoying.”

— Mark Driscoll

My favourite thing in the world, apart from my wife and kids, is writing songs. Ever since I was a kid.

— Richard Hawley

I can't watch completed films - my wife makes fun of me.

— Robert Redford

Fortunately, my wife shares the same values and is extremely supportive.

— Vishwajeet Pradhan

Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri What do women want? She has been talking nonstop for the last two…

— Anonymous

Baseball is important, but it's about fifth place behind my kids, my wife and the health of my family.

— Mike Lowell

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

— Emo Philips

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Cousin‟s Wife. Moses must have forgotten to write that one down

— Julia Quinn

I met my wife, Nia Vardalos, at The Second City, and she was chomping at the bit to move to L.A.

— Ian Gomez

I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work!

— Alex Horne

Mukesh calls me his true life partner... I just enjoy being Mukesh's wife.

— Nita Ambani

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

— Willie Pep

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.

— John Kruk

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.

— H. L. Mencken

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

— Anonymous