All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce…

I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but thought 'Husbands and Wives' was great.

— Nell Freudenberger

Housekeepers, homemakers, wives, and mothers are fundamental social relations, which rest upon woman's characteristics, physical, mental, and moral.

— R. Heber Newton

The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord had commanded…

— William Law

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

— Sacha Guitry

“The porters only walked on carpet; the housekeepers walked everywhere else.”

— Belinda Kelderhouse

Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men; As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves, are 'clept All by the…

— William Shakespeare

The family of Dashwood had long been settled in Sussex. Their estate was large, and their residence was at Norland Park, in the centre…

— Jane Austen

If you maintain a dead church, contribute to a dead Bible-society, vote with a great party either for the government or against it, spread…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am very pro-union and very anti-authority by nature, so by showing the housekeepers and valets, I was being loyal to those people -…

— Jacob Tomsky

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

— Mignon McLaughlin

I never felt I could give up my life of freedom to become a man's housekeeper. When I was young, if a girl married…

— Susan B. Anthony

I think we'll have a good potato crop this year," a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. "No such thing," asserted the housekeeper.…

— James Keller

The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.

— Martin Luther

A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]

— George Herbert

The earth doesn't have a housekeeper to do the dusting.

— Pablo Picasso