Wife Quotes · Page 50

“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.”

— Mark Twain

A wife is the earth itself, changing hands, bearing scars.

— Barbara Kingsolver

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

— Henny Youngman

“No one wants to wife a hoodrat who would rather spend the money over helping him bring it in.”

— Cassie

¢ In the hour of sorrow or sickness, a wife is a mans greatest blessing.

— Unkown

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.

— David Brainerd

WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not;

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good.

— Mack Brown

My wife and I got married on 12/12/12 in Las Vegas, and she was wearing a Slayer T-shirt. That tells you what…

— Dara Khosrowshahi

One of the things I discover a lot in marriage counseling is the husband or wife trying to get their spiritual thirst…

— Max Lucado

I've got four kids to feed and a wife to provide for. It's a worry but a great responsibility as well and…

— Eddie Marsan

“All right – love of my life, but that’s kind of a mouthful. One day, let’s just shorten it to ‘wife’.” Even…

— Eliza Crewe

As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor.

— Erin O'Connor

My wife wonders why all women do not seek anglers for husbands. She has come in contact with many in her life…

— Ray Bergman

No husband of mine will say, "I could have been a drummer, but I had to think about the wife and kids.…

— Maxine Hong Kingston

I admired and valued Robin as a colleague and friend and as one of the greatest parliamentarians of our time. His wife…

— Gordon Brown

My wife has now made a point of, after losses, to bring our son into the bed when he wakes up in…

— Erik Spoelstra

I couldn't stand to be separated with my wife for months. It became quickly apparent to me that I needed to find…

— David Bowie

[Cardinal John O'Connor] had [my wife] Margot and me over for drinks a couple of times. That was something I never could…

— Nat Hentoff

Yet not for a single moment did I have any doubts about my own integrity and honour as a woman. I knew…

— Nawal El Saadawi

“I can sense your love, why leave me in darkness? Beguile me for your amusement, stealing my soul without kisses. You are…

— Kamand Kojouri

I saw him [Khizr Khan]. He was, you know, very emotional. And probably looked like - a nice guy to me. His…

— Donald Trump

In the Hillary Clinton model, the wife chooses to support the straying husband while wearing a distressed and presumably pained expression in…

— Monica Crowley

My wife and I have just returned from Belgium where, courtesy of the hotel TV, we acquired a new perspective on the…

— David Walker

I use Verizon. My wife uses Cingular. I also have an AT&T phone for the car.

— Martin Cooper

Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking.

— Rick Fox

My wife Jenny and I have four young children of our own.

— Todd Young

My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life.

— Kevin J. Anderson

Three things I never lends - my 'oss, my wife, and my name.

— Robert Smith Surtees

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

— David Hasselhoff

You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife.

— Robert Blaha

Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part.

— Edward Young

I think I've got my muscles back. I've been working out every other day with my wife.

— Gianluca Vialli

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.

— Brian Williams

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

— Akshay Kumar

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

— Robert Orben

I love being a troubadour. I travel around the world with my wife and play little theaters. We have a ball.

— Roger McGuinn

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.

— Owen Jones

However kind a man is, he would never give his wife as a gift to friends.

— Laylow

My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.

— Jeff Bridges