Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off. — Patricia A. Woertz Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
My wife Shirlie was in Wham! when we met, so we were moving in the same circles. — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would want the going-back-in-time superpower, so I could take back the stuff that I say and gets me in trouble with… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
I'm a dad twice over, but I'll never feel like I know what I'm doing. My wife took to motherhood like a… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they… — Alan King Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“However, in God’s timing, He does sovereignly choose to bring a husband and wife together for them to accomplish together what they… — David Boehi Copy Share Image
When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I strongly believe that marriage should be defined as between a man and a woman. I'm troubled by activist judges who are… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I remember my wife wanted me to go see 'Contagion,' and I was like, 'Oh my God, why would I want to… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“In the eighties, when she chiefly flourished, husbands were taken seriously, as the only real obstacles to sin. Beds too, if they… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
Personally, I think that children should be left alone, they should be given an opportunity to grow up, to become aware of… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
“So many events and moments that seemed insignificant add up. I remember how for the last Valentine´s Day, N gave flowers but… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
The iPhone rules, but it does everything but get a call, you know? I can't tell you how many times my wife… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework. — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I work hard to let my wife know how much I love her. I try to do that every day. — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
There are good marriages, but there are no delightful ones. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Brooks Hays Copy Share Image
“If you’re willing to live in a cardboard box on the streets with him, then marry him.” — Lori Colombo-Dunham Copy Share Image
Couples who delay sex until marriage have happier and lasting relationshipsà — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her? — Tim Piper Copy Share Image
