A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts"… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
