Men Quotes by Helen Rowland

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

— Helen Rowland

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

— Helen Rowland

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

— Helen Rowland

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

— Helen Rowland

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

— Helen Rowland

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

— Helen Rowland

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

— Helen Rowland

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively…

— Helen Rowland

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

— Helen Rowland

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him…

— Helen Rowland

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring…

— Helen Rowland

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

— Helen Rowland

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then…

— Helen Rowland

“Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring…

— Helen Rowland

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

— Helen Rowland

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts"…

— Helen Rowland

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood"…

— Helen Rowland

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

— Helen Rowland

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

— Helen Rowland

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man…

— Helen Rowland

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

— Helen Rowland

Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and…

— Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

— Helen Rowland

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying…

— Helen Rowland

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of…

— Helen Rowland

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

— Helen Rowland

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a…

— Helen Rowland

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when…

— Helen Rowland

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

— Helen Rowland

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him…

— Helen Rowland

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an…

— Helen Rowland

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him…

— Helen Rowland

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will…

— Helen Rowland

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience…

— Helen Rowland

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all…

— Helen Rowland

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

— Helen Rowland

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

— Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

— Helen Rowland

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

— Helen Rowland