Love Quotes by Helen Rowland

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

— Helen Rowland

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

— Helen Rowland

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

— Helen Rowland

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

— Helen Rowland

Variety is the spice of love.

— Helen Rowland

Marriage: a souvenir of love.

— Helen Rowland

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

— Helen Rowland

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

— Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor

— Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

— Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

— Helen Rowland

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

— Helen Rowland

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

— Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

— Helen Rowland

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

— Helen Rowland

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.

— Helen Rowland

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so…

— Helen Rowland

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

— Helen Rowland

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man…

— Helen Rowland

Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and…

— Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

— Helen Rowland

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you've already given…

— Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a…

— Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

— Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

— Helen Rowland

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

— Helen Rowland

What a man calls his conscience is merely the sentimental reaction after too much wine and love.

— Helen Rowland

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

— Helen Rowland

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

— Helen Rowland

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

— Helen Rowland

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a…

— Helen Rowland

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when…

— Helen Rowland

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an…

— Helen Rowland

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him…

— Helen Rowland

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope…

— Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures…

— Helen Rowland

For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.

— Helen Rowland