In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! — George Meyer Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life. — Frank Ocean Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm… — Sherry Stringfield Copy Share Image
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my… — Fred Durst Copy Share Image
If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something?… — Donald Sutherland Copy Share Image
There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I'd love to… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I'm going to make a joke,… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny,… — Larry King Copy Share Image
I'm just having fun making jokes and writing books. But you see me once a year, I come on when I have… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Life must go on, even if it's no joke...just pretend to believe in the future. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia Copy Share Image
My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did. — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter. — Tahar Ben Jelloun Copy Share Image
Such men as fortune raises from a mean estate to the highest elevation by way of a joke. — Juvenal Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
