The only basis for even talking about global warming is the predictions spewed out by computer models. The only quote/unquote "evidence" of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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Listen. Look. Desire is a house. Desire needs closed space. Desire runs out of doors or windows, or slats or pinpricks, it… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Listen: People are always saying, 'Rickey says Rickey.' But it's been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they… — Rickey Henderson Copy Share Image
Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Since my act is a goofy reflection of what's going on in my life, I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I have just been to a city in the West, a city full of poets, a city they have made safe for… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything,… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
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we are beginning to understand that this instinct of sex which has been so great a cause of suffering and shame and… — Maude Royden Copy Share Image
The deepest motivation for a lot of artists is obviously the one they all share: their great fear they are a fraud.… — Philip-Lorca diCorcia Copy Share Image
I don't take myself that seriously when it comes down to that stuff. My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world,… — Aaron Bruno Copy Share Image
I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I planted some jokes in my wedding. Like, the organizers asked me to select music. So when I approached wife at the… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
A man assumes that a woman's refusal is just part of a game. Or, at any rate, a lot of men assume… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Oh, and Cammie," At the sounds of his voice, I spun around, expecting to hear him crack a joke or call me… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
The talented actor needs craft. When you do a stage play, you do it once each night in chronological order. In a… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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I just think everyone knows you go on those [political satire] shows if you're a politician to, "humanize yourself" - to show,… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
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Tonally, there was no discussion; I just don’t know any other way to do it. I don’t want to make people feel… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
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His brothers could tease him about his height or the number of scars he was collecting on his body. He could take… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
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People always ask me about my makeout scenes with him [Tyler Posey]. We joke around a lot and are like, ‘Oh, that… — Crystal Reed Copy Share Image
The men loved jokes, though they had heard each one before. Jack's manner was persuasive; few of them had seen the old… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
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War happens to people, one by one. That is really all I have to say and it seems to me I have… — Martha Gellhorn Copy Share Image
I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my… — Andy Griffiths Copy Share Image
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every… — Mark Copy Share Image
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![“I just think everyone knows you go on those [political satire] shows if you're a politician to, "humanize yourself" - to show, "Hey, I can take a joke." Well, why should satire be in the service of humanizing these people who are supposed to be the target of our venom and vitriol? I think that's…” quote by Harry Shearer](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/714/harry-shearer-7595_goes-on_i-just-think-everyone-knows-you-go-on-th_1397845.jpg)
![“People always ask me about my makeout scenes with him [Tyler Posey]. We joke around a lot and are like, ‘Oh, that was a sloppy one!’ But seriously, I don’t have to make an effort to have chemistry with him. He’s such a sweet guy and really loyal.” quote by Crystal Reed](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d71/crystal-reed-27196_ask-me_people-always-ask-me-about-my-makeout-sc_208311.png)
