Andy Griffiths

“World War II sea mines,”

— Andy Griffiths

“magnifying glass. “Thanks,” says Terry. “I needed that.” “Don’t mention it,” I say. “That’s what friends are for. Come on! To the…

— Andy Griffiths

I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my…

— Andy Griffiths

“Take a look at this.” “Those poor little ants,” says Jill.”

— Andy Griffiths

I had been self-publishing for a number of years at that stage and selling my books at markets around Melbourne - little…

— Andy Griffiths

“bravo, bravo!’ says Terry. ‘That was il magnifico de stupendio!’ ‘Thank you,’ says Mr Big Nose, taking a big bow.”

— Andy Griffiths

I think it [Blu-ray] has 5 years left, I certainly wouldn't give it 10.

— Andy Griffiths

I'm an engineer by trade so I've always been interested in engineering and technology but also I've a strong interest in self…

— Andy Griffiths