Idiot Quotes · Page 32

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

— Jaroslav Hašek

I want to explore the borders between being a genius and being an idiot.

— Alvin Leung

I Dont Love Or Propose Who Ever I See , Because I Am The Gifted IDIOT To My Beautiful Queen

— Vaibhv Kumar

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

— Kim Harrison

Only an idiot would open an exhibition saying, 'Look at my awesome work.'

— Cai Guo-Qiang

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

— Joseph J. Ellis

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, Ill just leave you alone on this one!..

— Anonymous

“Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more.”

— Kelly Barson

If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward,…

— Anonymous

When I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was…

— Chris Hardwick

Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

I got on a Dostoyevsky kick right after college. I started with 'Crime and Punishment,' went on to 'The Possessed' and then…

— Charlie Trotter

I have worked with some horrible idiots in my life. You learn the pattern of how architects work and the thing is…

— Barbara Hulanicki

I really love when music artists like Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson wear outrageous things. Obviously, if I wore something like that…

— Kevin McHale

There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can…

— Mark Helprin

I'd been acting in Chicago since I came back after University, and I got a call from my agent saying, 'They're doing…

— Jessie Mueller

Spring TO what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough. You can no longer quiet me with the redness…

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

It is difficult to believe that even idiots ever succumbed to such transparent contradictions, to such gaudy processions of mere counter-words, to…

— H. L. Mencken

Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's…

— Gordon Korman

“Jason still wasn’t sure how he felt about that. He’d acted like an idiot, announcing in front of everyone that she was…

— Rick Riordan

Maybe I'm getting to the age when I'm starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now.…

— Clint Eastwood

I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the…

— Bart Yates

“My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a…

— William Shakespeare

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I…

— Cathy Guisewite

And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games.

— Suzanne Collins

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling…

— D. H. Lawrence

“My life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It means nothing.”

— David Hewson

You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.

— Anonymous

I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.

— Alex Ferguson

Whoa whoa... you think I actually give a fuck about what you think? dude... you're an idiot!

— MagicGoose

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.

— Doug Stanhope

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

— Dave Barry

“I am not an idiot. I know the dangers in what I am about to do, but it is the only way…

— Ray Anyasi

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

— Jimmy Fallon

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

— Anthony de Mello

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

— Curt Schilling

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

— Charles Barkley

It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly.

— William Weld

“The idiot child they’ve placed on the throne does not impress with his acumen.”

— Charles Stross

“There is only a one thing worse than an idiot: An idiot with a following.”

— Narcissismus Decimus Maximus