Idiot Quotes · Page 33

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

“He must be an idiot to feel this way, but there's nothing he can do. He doesn't even know if he can…

— Alice Hoffman

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

— Melina Marchetta

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

— Janet Evanovich

Flying Squirrel remind me of Ultimate Warrior because he a little rat when he jump in ring like that idiot Jose Canseco…

— The Iron Sheik

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

— Orson Scott Card

Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Never Argue With An Idiot, That Brings You Down To His Level And Beats You With Experience...

— Pacifiersucker

Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my…

— Orhan Pamuk

“Since I enjoy intelligent conversation, I generally want an IQ that's larger than the bra size.” “So, if I’m a drooling idiot,…

— Ann Bruce

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with…

— Demetri Martin

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It…

— Robbie Williams

Yes, you are,” Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.” “Cosigned,” Liam said, hooking his fingers over…

— Alexandra Bracken

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce…

— Rick Cook

“Of course, if Charles found out his father was out here, too, the damn fool would probably head right back into the…

— Patricia Briggs

You run into a party and [a] woman comes up to you. She's the most beautiful creature you ever saw - Ava…

— Artie Shaw

If your policy is immigration, you're gonna have a finite number, and you want the best people you can get. It's no…

— Rush Limbaugh

Simon!” The voice was Clary’s. He would know it anywhere. He wondered if his mind was conjuring it up now, a sense…

— Cassandra Clare

When you have to worry about some idiot making the decision on a roster move, or hiring coaches, or some of the…

— Carson Palmer

Along the way [Mozart] got married; fathered seven children (two of whom survived into adulthood); performed as a pianist; violinist; and conductor;…

— Robert Greenberg

At the beginning, people laughed at me because I was using snappies. Sometimes, a celebrity would look at my camera and go,…

— Terry Richardson

You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn't…

— Anonymous

There is no reason to not trust your process, no reason to get frustrated, no reason to criticize, or judge others, nothing…

— Bryan Kest

The word 'idiot' comes from a Greek root meaning private person. Idiocy is the female defect: intent on their private lives, women…

— Rebecca West

“I didn’t say you weren’t smart. I said you were stupid.” “I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.”

— Cath Crowley

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

— Rachel Caine

If You Ever Catch Yourself Between Doing Something Or Not Just Tell Yourself ... You Only Got One Life Idiot Just Do It

— Cesar Jeronimo

We didn't even have a T.V. in my house until I was 13. My dad called it the 'idiot box.'

— Malik Yoba

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I'm an idiot walking a tightrope of fortune and fame. I am an acrobat swinging trapezes through circles of flame.

— Counting Crows

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they…

— Mark Twain

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it…

— Joe Eszterhas

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

— Julia Quinn

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

— Nikki Glaser

“You just called me an idiot and told me you need me in the same breath," I laughed. God, she was amazing.”

— Genna Rulon

[On the racial backlash about Hunger Games casting]: "People should have ignored the five racist idiots.

— Nina Jacobson

“Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?" "Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.”

— Agatha Christie

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

— George Eliot

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

— Jasper Fforde

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

— Generose Relano