“Johnny Guy, some idiot put Flower in panties with teddy bears on them.” “I’m the idiot, Jako. You got a problem?” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Maybe I’m an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot. — Eleanor Clark Copy Share Image
My father Time is weak and gray With waiting for a better day; See how idiot-like he stands, Fumbling with his palsied… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you can’t even tell who… — Chetan Bhagat Copy Share Image
They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness. — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
“I didn't waste three years of my life on you just so you can die for being an idiot” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
If you believe that when the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, then you believe that creating wealth causes poverty, and… — Michael Medved Copy Share Image
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let… — Martin Van Creveld Copy Share Image
“Because, of course, of how intelligent you are. And funny. Not that you aren't attractive. Because you are. Attractive. Oh, bugger..." I… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes, The meadow creeps implacable and still; A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies.… — Allen Tate Copy Share Image
The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or… — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
You never cease to amaze me! The one thing that someone like you should do is keep your head down, and what… — Gaius Copy Share Image
We are such idiots, We think everyone else has it all figured out. But we're all stumbling around in dark rooms bumping… — Joan Ryan Copy Share Image
I laughed. “You’re too young to be so … pessimistic,” I said, using the English word. “Pessi-what?” “Pessimistic. It means looking only… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
I really hate being sick. It seems inevitable that at one point, one of these predicted epidemics is going to be real.… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Interestingly, the British government announced a few weeks ago that they were going to introduce 500 educational targets for preschool children. And… — David Icke Copy Share Image
It happens over and over again—a group of people come together, fired up with passion to create change. They begin with huge… — Starhawk Copy Share Image
No. I believe in free will. I think we make our own decisions and carry out our own actions. And our actions… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“I’m that annoying?” “Well, you have pretty sharp mouth.” “I don’t want to sound like a smartass, but sir I can’t handle… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, joining a video conference call from home doesn't always have to make you feel like an idiot. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
“I've said it before and I say it again: "A man's got to do what a brainless idiot's got to do.” — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent… — Jack Lynch Copy Share Image
Yeah, I see you trying to catch my eye, and trust me, you look like an idiot doing it. — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
“You can lead an idiot to enlightenment but you can't make him think.” — Anthony Foster Copy Share Image
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I've been an idiot." "That's okay," I said. "You're still way cleverer than me".” — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Pinn just won a medal for intelligence,' Frey said, shaking his head as he clapped. 'I don't want to live on this… — Chris Wooding Copy Share Image
Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which. — James Cook Copy Share Image
There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot. — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young. — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
