“True, but one makes you a monster. The other one just makes you an idiot. Which one is it?” — Betsy Schow Copy Share Image
Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Man is profoundly dependent on the reflection of himself in another man's soul, be it even the soul of an idiot. — Witold Gombrowicz Copy Share Image
Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One is always willfully absurd… If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting,"… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
The Greek word for idiot, literally translated, means one who does not participate in politics. That sums up my conviction on the… — Gladys Pyle Copy Share Image
Where is he? Bridgerton!" he bellowed. Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. Simon stomped across the grass, murder in his eyes.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
If you have time to chatter,Read books.If you have time to read,Walk into mountain, desert and ocean.If you have time to walk,Sing… — Nanao Sakaki Copy Share Image
I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all,… — Margot Dalton Copy Share Image
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like,… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I don't like Don Lemon, I think he was an idiot for what he said about women in their prime. But I… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
All the people in the Kuo-ch'ing monastery They say, "Han-shan is an idiot." "Am I really an idiot:" I reflect. But my… — Hanshan Copy Share Image
It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Kissing scenes are never romantic or sexy, they're actually super technical, like, "Move your head, you're blocking her light," or, "Stop looking… — Will Poulter Copy Share Image
I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Yet, for I know thou art religious And hast a thing within thee called conscience, With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies Which… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I don't get the jitters and I don't get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I'm… — Logan Lerman Copy Share Image
Recent school shootings have lured ill-informed Americans into a war on our Second Amendment guarantees, led by the nation's tyrants and their… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe. Like you can just drive to a store and get a… — John Green Copy Share Image
I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them! — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
“Only an idiot would keep that thing near the Hab. So anyway, I brought it back to the Hab. Either” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell Copy Share Image
I trusted you & loved you with all that I am. And look where it got me? Looking like an idiot, fooled… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I nEvEr lOokEd oR puRpOsE any-oNE elSe bcAuz I aM an giftEd iDiOt tOo my bEautifUl QuEen...!!! — Talha Siddiqui Copy Share Image
“When i said nothing, the best thing that happened to me in three years left. Damn, i was an idiot.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
I feel like such an idiot... you know, that our band didn't break up just so we can re-form and become more… — Rick Nielsen Copy Share Image
Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot... — Alain Prost Copy Share Image
A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot. — Mika Copy Share Image
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, — Bruce Bartlett Copy Share Image
It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein. — Carl I. Hagen Copy Share Image
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
