Idiot Quotes · Page 29

I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist.

— Jerome Lejeune

Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.

— Arthur Young

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

— Stephen Hawking

“Jesus. Okay. But this is the last time I help you kids. God I'm an idiot.”

— Magdalene Visaggio

“I may be an idiot,” he said gravely, “but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown.”

— Anthony Marra

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of…

— Winston Churchill

Don't argue with an idiot,He wll draG you down to his level & beat you with eXperience

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I've got two daughters and a wife. I more or less have to keep it together. They keep me in line pretty…

— Uncle Kracker

He doesn’t scowl, but his mouth is so tense that I know he’s angry with me. 'Don’t be an idiot,' he says.…

— Veronica Roth

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not…

— Joshua Jackson

I recommend for any basic course on the Beat Generation to familiarize yourself with 'The Idiot,' Prince Myshkin. He was Dostoyevsky's idea…

— Allen Ginsberg

I thought, giving Jeb Bush the benefit of the doubt all these years, that he was sitting, saying, what a numbnut, what…

— Chris Matthews

Social media has become a high school playground where the challenge is what idiot can come up with the best insult, and…

— David Draiman

War always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance.

— Guy Sajer

After 50 years of television, there's no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Recently he has noticed idiocy creeping up on him. His resolve to keep his head on straight, his feet on the ground,…

— David Nicholls

Unless you're a psycho, there's no such thing as a vampire and there's no such thing as a werewolf. But there certainly…

— Tom Savini

“Oh, but I was an idiot. Wanting to be whatever magic she waited for, when I had no magic - only darkness…

— Krisi Keley

I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging…

— Anonymous

The record [American Idiot ] felt special to us, when we recorded it, with all of the artwork and the concept behind…

— Billie Joe Armstrong

The society to which we belong seems to be dying or is already dead. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but clearly…

— Anne Lamott

“My mamma and I have interesting literary discussions like the following which took place over some Modern Library books that I had…

— Flannery O'Connor

What's that?' Beck shoved his back ineffectually against the glass door, suffering under the weight of a huge box. 'Your brian.' I…

— Maggie Stiefvater

I mean, Mike Riley is an idiot, but I can't do anything to change that. He wasn't supposed to be a head…

— Ryan Leaf

Basically this is what you want - a high performance machine that idiots can run.

— Keith Rabois

The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.

— Bill Vaughan

“I’m no strumpet, you idiot. I was a virgin when you took me at the beaver dam.”

— R. Balkey

Idiocity; you will find it from people who always think they know everything and their are always right.

— London Mond

Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak.

— Bikram Choudhury

Sometimes you can learn more from watching an idiot than you can from listening to a genius

— Sarah Moores

“Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are, Mr. Stark." "Nonsense. I'm fucking brilliant. Or haven't you heard?”

— J. Kenner

When I was in New York for 'White's Lies,' I saw 'American Idiot' and 'Hair.' I loved both of those.

— Betty Buckley

“Life's too short to spend time trying to explain the obvious to an idiot.”

— Gloria Naylor

Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius.

— Thomas Sowell

“I prefer to be seen as a know-nothing idiot, than a know-it-all bigot.”

— Abhijit Naskar

A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen.

— George Eliot

“Any idiot can be liked. It takes talent to scare the crap out of people"-”

— Alison Arngrim

There's a lot of bleeding idiots in t'country and they deserve some representation.

— Bill Stone

“Puck : "I found that oddly therapeutic, how about you?" Ash: "idiot..”

— Julie Kagawa