Gordon Korman

Art theft gave a guy an appetite.

— Gordon Korman

“We’re gifted,” I explained.”

— Gordon Korman

“On with the chase.”

— Gordon Korman

“Only ten months until June.”

— Gordon Korman

“And there was her miracle.”

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“Mr. McIntyre, friend or enemy?”

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“Never trust a Cahill.” They”

— Gordon Korman

“you-know-who.” Amy”

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“Amy took in the inspired look on her brother’s face. “That’s stealing!” Dan”

— Gordon Korman

“With a terrified yelp, the guard turned tail and ran the other way.”

— Gordon Korman

“bladelike motion of the shoulders as she”

— Gordon Korman

“Hypothesis: Intentional or not, movement to a beat = dancing.”

— Gordon Korman

“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.”

— Gordon Korman

“All at once, Darren's voice called, "I've got it! It's here!”

— Gordon Korman

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

— Gordon Korman

Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?

— Gordon Korman

What does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.

— Gordon Korman

“Why? There was no logical explanation for what I did. It had to come from my DNA. That’s why I needed ancestry.com.”

— Gordon Korman

“According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival.”

— Gordon Korman

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

— Gordon Korman

Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. "Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't.

— Gordon Korman

“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!”

— Gordon Korman

“Dark hair, olive skin, handsome features. It always made Amy guilty to find him good-looking. Ian Kabra.”

— Gordon Korman

“He stepped over the velvet rope and seated himself at the harpsichord, cracking his knuckles with a flourish. “You’re bluffing!” Dan accused.…

— Gordon Korman

“They don't have regular time at school, you know. They have periods. All of a sudden an alarm goes off and you're…

— Gordon Korman

“Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. " Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft," Grace commented. "Is it after…

— Gordon Korman

“Even though I can’t stand the guy, at that moment, I actually relate to him a little bit. He may be the…

— Gordon Korman

The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here." Dan's voice crackled…

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Ian Kabra rolled up his window. "My god, what's that smell?" Behind the wheel, Sinead laughed. "It's called fresh air. Growing up…

— Gordon Korman

“Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one…

— Gordon Korman

Dan was suspicious. "How did he find out where we were staying?" Amy frowned. "I think that's the message inside the message.…

— Gordon Korman

They've got these things called lockers," I raved on. "The Halls are lined with them. And you won't believe what they're for!…

— Gordon Korman

“He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on…

— Gordon Korman

A bronze plaque read: GAIUS PLINIUS CAECILIUS SECUNDUS Dan made a face. "Get a load of the guy with the funny name."…

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“Fiske spoke sharply to the four walls. "We need medical attention immediately. We have a gunshot wound that requires treatment." "You're not…

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“Come on, who saw what happened?" "I did," I volenteered. "Well?" "Buttwipe wanted to know what jerkface was looking at." I turned…

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Hamilton dabbed a tissue at the cut under his eye. "Except for the time I met the Great Khali, that was the…

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“I'm starving. When we check into our hotel, let's ask the desk clerk where we can find one of those vast pizzas."…

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“Hey, things like that happen at the Academy too,” I insisted, almost triumphantly. “Last year the freezers failed so there was no…

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“ Ow! " "Hold still," Sinead ordered. "And don't be such a baby." She dabbed at the angry red mark behind Ian's…

— Gordon Korman