“I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird.” — Gordon Korman Ferret Copy Share Image
For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman Ian kabra Copy Share Image
“flames dancing on their dueling swords. One of the squirt painters stepped out beside them. Oh,” — Gordon Korman Fire Copy Share Image
Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. "Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!” — Gordon Korman Humor Copy Share Image
What does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Why? There was no logical explanation for what I did. It had to come from my DNA. That’s why I needed ancestry.com.” — Gordon Korman Ancestry Copy Share Image
“According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival.” — Gordon Korman Survival Copy Share Image
“That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.” — Gordon Korman Barney Copy Share Image
“Plus, Barnstorm is complaining about his mobility with only one crutch. “Then you shouldn’t have busted the other one over Elaine’s head,”… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day.… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
They crested a rise, and there it was, in the hollow between rolling hills—a low, square building, ghostly gray in the moonlight.… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Yeah!" shouted Jonah, twirling the much larger Hamilton around the restaurant in a victory dance. The other diners watched in amazement. This… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947 On registration day at taxidermy school I distinctly saw the… — Gordon Korman Humor Copy Share Image
Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“During construction, when a worker died, his body was built right into the Wall itself. No one knew how many corpses lay… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though." "What help?" Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“You know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads music,… — Gordon Korman Music Copy Share Image
The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it.… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Nellie Gomez awoke to a splitting headache. Worse, she was still hungry. "Where's my croissant?" she demanded of the person leaning over… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“I think you're going to like these," she said, placing the stack on the table. "The whole class spent Monday and Tuesday… — Gordon Korman Art class Copy Share Image
You two have to promise to be careful!" Sinead handed Amy a small plastic bag. "I made you a going-away present–a high-powered… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?" The au pair was wary. "What kind of… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Dan moved forward and replaced Jonah at the helm. "I've got a plan!" "That's my man!" The famous grin disappeared as Jonah… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“It’s like living your whole life without ever looking in a mirror, Amy thought, and suddenly you see your reflection, and you’re… — Gordon Korman Life Copy Share Image
“Challenge isn't going to come from any curriculum, no matter how hard they make it. It's going to come from life.” — Gordon Korman Challenge Copy Share Image
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Jonah peered critically up at the Renaissance masterpiece. "Man, those copies don't due it justice. This one's the truth!" "Only a Janus,"… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“And then the cold muzzle of a dart gun at the back of her neck erased all other brain activity.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Jonah shook his head, clucking in false sympathy. “Told you guys — no way out.” They” — Gordon Korman Jonah Copy Share Image
“Who's Evan?" Ian asked. "Amy's boyfriend!" "Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed. "Since none of your business !” — Gordon Korman Business Copy Share Image
When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves. — Gordon Korman Conviction Copy Share Image
“Shhh,” her brother whispered. “I think we’re on the yacht.” She got shakily to her feet. The deck pitched slightly.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Hypothesis: Brothers and sisters forge family bonds through a complex byplay of accusations and insults.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Dan shrugged. “Maybe when you’re rich, shopping takes longer, since you get to buy more stuff.” — Gordon Korman Money Copy Share Image
“We’re all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie—” “Right,” I snorted. “She said I’m dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.” — Gordon Korman Parenting Copy Share Image
What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison- — Gordon Korman Juliet Copy Share Image
