“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Childhood Copy Share Image
“Hypothesis: Intentional or not, movement to a beat = dancing.” — Gordon Korman Dance Copy Share Image
The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the… — Gordon Korman Animal Copy Share Image
“flames dancing on their dueling swords. One of the squirt painters stepped out beside them. Oh,” — Gordon Korman Fire Copy Share Image
“Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?" Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up!” — Gordon Korman Cheerleading Copy Share Image
“Dark hair, olive skin, handsome features. It always made Amy guilty to find him good-looking. Ian Kabra.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“He stepped over the velvet rope and seated himself at the harpsichord, cracking his knuckles with a flourish. “You’re bluffing!” Dan accused.… — Gordon Korman Bluffing Copy Share Image
“But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our… — Gordon Korman Book Copy Share Image
“After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?"… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“You did a politics project on a government that got overthrown on the due date? Man, did anybody ever tell you you've… — Gordon Korman Bad luck Copy Share Image
They've got these things called lockers," I raved on. "The Halls are lined with them. And you won't believe what they're for!… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Change of plan–," she called to Jonah. "Can you drop us off in Rome?" "Yo, am I a movie star or a… — Gordon Korman Change Copy Share Image
“How you are in this place that has been sealed since the time of Caesar Augustus?" one of the archaeologists demanded in… — Gordon Korman Archaeologists Copy Share Image
“It's like Eldridge Kestenbaum always says - you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." "Horse manure catches more flies than… — Gordon Korman Being nice Copy Share Image
Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world." "Sweet," put in… — Gordon Korman Big mouth Copy Share Image
Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. " Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft," Grace commented. "Is it after… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Dear Mr. Weston, Hello again. We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. I guess things have been pretty quiet… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Check it out." Jonah removed the bubble wrap and held up the picture for his three cousins. Dan took a step backward.… — Gordon Korman Cinema Copy Share Image
“Come on, who saw what happened?" "I did," I volenteered. "Well?" "Buttwipe wanted to know what jerkface was looking at." I turned… — Gordon Korman Teacher Copy Share Image
“Hey, things like that happen at the Academy too,” I insisted, almost triumphantly. “Last year the freezers failed so there was no… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“I'm starving. When we check into our hotel, let's ask the desk clerk where we can find one of those vast pizzas."… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Hamilton dabbed a tissue at the cut under his eye. "Except for the time I met the Great Khali, that was the… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“ Ow! " "Hold still," Sinead ordered. "And don't be such a baby." She dabbed at the angry red mark behind Ian's… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“It had been a seven-year string of bad luck, ever since their parents died in that house fire.” — Gordon Korman Bad luck Copy Share Image
In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?" -Amy Cahill — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“He should earn a puffy-tail for helping and lose it for being mean,” Parker puts in. “At least then he breaks even.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“You want me to stop and give the Wizards a chance to do it?” he shot back. Dead” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“I thought Jake chose us because he wants to make up for the cheating scandal, not because of Miss Fountain.” — Gordon Korman Businessman Copy Share Image
We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
What does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival.” — Gordon Korman Survival Copy Share Image
“Why? There was no logical explanation for what I did. It had to come from my DNA. That’s why I needed ancestry.com.” — Gordon Korman Ancestry Copy Share Image
“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!” — Gordon Korman Humor Copy Share Image
Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
