Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Dan showed it no mercy. He pushed the throttle as far as it would” — Gordon Korman Compassion Copy Share Image
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Challenge isn't going to come from any curriculum, no matter how hard they make it. It's going to come from life.” — Gordon Korman Challenge Copy Share Image
“Kid, that was something!” the service chief exclaims admiringly. “If the lift system loses power, can we count on you to pick… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison- — Gordon Korman Juliet Copy Share Image
“Hypothesis: Brothers and sisters forge family bonds through a complex byplay of accusations and insults.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“We’re all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie—” “Right,” I snorted. “She said I’m dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.” — Gordon Korman Parenting Copy Share Image
“Dan shrugged. “Maybe when you’re rich, shopping takes longer, since you get to buy more stuff.” — Gordon Korman Money Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what you guys have in mind,” Pitch said, “but I vote we march it straight to the police station… — Gordon Korman Pitch Copy Share Image
“Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?" Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“I cheer when Barnstorm is introduced. I’ve never known anybody on a team before. He waves a crutch in our direction, and… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Nellie's brow furrowed. "The great Mr. Hip-Hop Mogul standing in line with the common peasants? How do you figure that?" Dan grinned.… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“During construction, when a worker died, his body was built right into the Wall itself. No one knew how many corpses lay… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though." "What help?" Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947 On registration day at taxidermy school I distinctly saw the… — Gordon Korman Humor Copy Share Image
Who's that new guy with the snooty accent who came out and talked to the police?" Evan persisted. "He looks like some… — Gordon Korman Accents Copy Share Image
Jonah spoke what everyone was thinking. "Wouldn't it be Twilight Zone if the door was open, too?" Hamilton tried the knob. It… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Hamilton had a complaint. "Why did you have to tell the cops I'm your boyfriend? That's gross, Amy. We're related!" Amy was… — Gordon Korman Acceptance Copy Share Image
The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?" "It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth… — Gordon Korman Bugs Copy Share Image
Dan moved forward and replaced Jonah at the helm. "I've got a plan!" "That's my man!" The famous grin disappeared as Jonah… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Dan, this is crazy!" Amy quavered. "You can't drive a boat!" "Say's who? It's no different from Xbox!" Wham! The port-side rubber… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
The computer beeped as the upload completed. A moment later, Ian Kabra appeared on the screen. Dan was surprised. "Hey, Ian, isn't… — Gordon Korman Computer Copy Share Image
Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio… — Gordon Korman Art Copy Share Image
“Sugar maple!" Mary-Todd Holt knelt over her husband. "Are you all right?" Eisenhower sat up, and egg-size lump blooming on his crown.… — Gordon Korman Cahill Copy Share Image
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman Idiot Copy Share Image
“With a terrified yelp, the guard turned tail and ran the other way.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Amy took in the inspired look on her brother’s face. “That’s stealing!” Dan” — Gordon Korman Inspiration Copy Share Image
