“Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Penniman always, even in conversation, italicised her personal pronouns.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour. — Yahoo Serious Copy Share Image
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch. — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
“You Men notice so little Pemberton, Physical strength is your genders sole advantage" - Serena” — Ron Rash Copy Share Image
With the fall of the empire, Art, Philosophy and decent drains all vanished from the West. — Bryan Ward-Perkins Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You're cute when you babble," he says to my total horror and disgust, because unlike the popular noughties rock band, cute is… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“When the enemy of my enemy is willing to use plasma weapons inside a hotel, I think I can do better than… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I allowed an uncertain smile to cross my face, though it did so with a little reluctance, wary of being run down… — Ian Barker Copy Share Image
“Hey,” Shayne said through the door. “You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Al has known more than one unfortunate soul that has lost his ability to talk, after forgetting to hold his tongue.” — Gary Edward Gedall Copy Share Image
“The Guti were a band of mountain barbarians. It's always the way, isn't it? Everything is blamed on 'the barbarians” — stephen fry Copy Share Image
“Or that time she made a snowman in Britt-Marie and Kent’s garden right under their balcony and dressed it up in grown-up… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“I'm glad you two find this amusing." Hildy scooched toward the table so a man with a howling baby and several canvas… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“I leveled a scowl at him. “Is there anything in our agreement that says I can’t call you names?” He crouched and… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Of course, owls on the loose seemed strange to the uninitiated. One day an electrician came to work on the building's power… — Stacy O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Hey a rant. Haven't done one of those in a while. S'good to stretch out the Longevitus Ranticus section of the brain… — Joseph Bullock Copy Share Image
But to the particular species of excellence men are directed, not by an ascendant planet or predominating humour, but by the first… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“How could you receive a member of the Male Sex in your bedroom, and in your dressing gown? Sir, I must request… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“She scarcely spoke at all and might have been one of those huge dolls which, when inclined backwards, say "Ma-ma" or "Pa-pa":… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
“don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male” — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“Sylvia grabs my sleeve. “He’s a looker.” “I know. The problem is, he knows it, too.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.” — Diana G. Gallagher Copy Share Image
“mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination” — S. Spencer Baker Copy Share Image
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Working with Jagmohan Mundra was a treat. His sense of humour is incredible. — Govinda Copy Share Image
“I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.” — Tristan Durie Copy Share Image
So many things that happen to you are so dreadful, it's important to have a sense of humour. — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
“A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life?” — Elizabeth Adeniyi Copy Share Image
