“I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse.” — Joan Ellis Copy Share Image
I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous. — Bahman Ghobadi Copy Share Image
People think because you give up the booze you become boring and glum, but there is humour. — Tony Adams Copy Share Image
“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
Rahman sir has a sweet sense of humour. He chuckles a lot and is very friendly. — Chinmayi Copy Share Image
“Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Would you ask a man who bags groceries if he fears death not because it is death but because there are still… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!” “Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“I prefer 'buccaneers',' he grinned. 'A small privately funded army of committed peacekeepers. Tough, but fair. Our motto is: We put the… — Cash Peters Copy Share Image
“Ah! The English language was a wonderful thing! You could always find the right word. He only wished he could speak the… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
“Faith and mathematics don't only bring you back to the people you love. They can also bring you to the people you… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“You're very lovely, gatita." Her brows pulled together, and she gave him a skeptical stare. "Do not look at your master as… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
Some designers retain a sense of humour about what they do, but others are deathly serious and have no life outside of… — Helena Christensen Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple who’re still glaring. “Don’t you have something to… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“You are a reasonably civil, complaisant creature on dry land,' said Stephen, 'but the moment you are afloat you become pragmatical and… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!"... "I am not complaining… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“Where do rumors come from, Sir Kofa?" i was truly curious to know the answer. "Where don't they come from? I suppose… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
I think we need leadership that can gently and with affection remind us of what we Americans mostly agree upon: civility, kindness,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“I'm going to imagine that converstion now. 'Hi, Mom, it's me. I ran away to Paris with a stranger I met under… — Rosanne Parry Copy Share Image
I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together. — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
“I daresay something will happen, between now and ’91, to make your fortunes look up.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
Humour was a big part of growing up. It was a valuable currency in our household to be funny. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I enjoy slaughtering beasts," he said, "and I think of my relatives constantly.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
Good humour and good friends also give a high in life :):)--this is not an oxymoron :):) — Rajendra Kumar Copy Share Image
“You dance?” “I think that might be overly optimistic,” he said. “I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Welcome to gym. Where the quads and glutes and delts and pects, are the gods of brutes and svelte and sex.” — Martin Boronte Copy Share Image
“When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
