I lose my sense of humour watching shows that are made up entirely of clips of people hurting themselves. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it. — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
“Some battles don’t have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being single isn't a terminal disease." "Try telling that to my mother.” — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Write - because you will explode if you don't, your brain will expand with words like a balloon filling with air…” — Sarah Colliver Copy Share Image
“I don't know the rules of grammar. If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
For the purposes of life and conduct, and society, a little good sense is surely better than all this genius, and a… — David Hume Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by… — James Finn Garner Copy Share Image
“Islington smiled superciliously. “Lucifer?” It said. “Lucifer was an idiot. It wound up lord and master of nothing at all.” The marquis… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“ Tallish. Check. Built like a bull. Check. Were there tingles in her downstairs department? Mmhmm. Check. Her pearly gates had gone… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Cal: “I’m not presuming. I know exactly what you think about me. You think I’m an anal-retentive Armrest Nazi . . .… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
This gave me occasion to observe, that when Men are employ'd they are best contented. For on the Days they work'd they… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“Living out in the wilds of Manitoba, I write a lot as a substitute for human interaction. I'm quite shy and retiring.… — D.G. Valdron Copy Share Image
“Yes, you are still grieving for the fact that Olly is not loving you as you love him. But death is no… — Lucy Holliday Copy Share Image
“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He… — Stephen Moles Copy Share Image
“I should be used to the way Americans dress when traveling, yet it still manages to amaze me. It’s as if the… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red. — Christopher Golden Copy Share Image
I don't think that 'No Man's Land' is a comedy. I think that it's a serious film with a good sense of… — Danis Tanovic Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
Paltrow is a lovely, watchable actress. She has a likeable sense of humour in interviews. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
One never really knows how much one has been touched by a place until one has left it. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I have quite a dry sense of humour. It comes out when I'm feeling nervous. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
“If we had more reliable systems of law and governance perhaps our friendship would be shallower.” — Kamila Shamsie Copy Share Image
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