“As my lawyer dad would say, I had breached a contract with the devil.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I focused, rather embarrassingly, on his chest which was rising and falling slowly. I left teeth marks!” — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
“Oliver, calm down!” said Fred, looking slightly alarmed. “We’re taking Hufflepuff very seriously. Seriously .” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Wow! My partnerships are multiplying like bunnies on Viagra.” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
I really admire medical people. They have a great sense of humour, and they just have to get on with it. — Neve McIntosh Copy Share Image
“You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
“His knowledge was not far behind The knight's, but of another kind, And he another way came by't ; Some call it… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
My secret to having a happy relationship is having a sense of humour and giving one another space: your own space. — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
“The night before, a whole day could have shape and design. But when it was upon you, it could vanish tragically to… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens. — John Agard Copy Share Image
PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
“It was amazing how a crisis could concentrate some minds while others went to pieces. Things had gone disastrously wrong in the… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
I knew the man up until our divorce - after that I didn't know the man, but it didn't stop me caring… — Cynthia Lennon Copy Share Image
“What do you think of Lord St. Vincent?” Pandora asked eagerly. West’s gaze moved to a man who appeared to be a younger… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“I also decided I want to have a meaningful relationship. But only with one person. And then stay with that person for… — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
There is something indefinably keen and wan about her anatomy, and she has a watchful way of looking out of the corners… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Mr Wisdom,' said the girl who had led him into the presence. 'Ah,' said Howard Saxby, and there was a pause of… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Mr Mowett,' called Stephen in the pause while the table was clearing to make room for the pudding, and pudding-wine—in this case… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
Twas the saying of an ancient sage that humour was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour. For a subject… — Anthony Ashley Cooper, 1st Earl of Shaftesbury Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again _T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“His jaw was set, telling me I should back off. Unfortunately, being a gobby cow meant I couldn’t.” — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles. — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There a 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. — Unnnown Copy Share Image
“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Who’s driving the boat?” Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.” — Elizabeth Rudnick Copy Share Image
“the great advantage of really contemporary fiction is that one finds oneself mirrored on every page” — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
“The world is full of magic. You’ve just got to learn how to access it.” — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
“A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, “Help.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
