Humour Quotes · Page 44

“Puck : "I found that oddly therapeutic, how about you?" Ash: "idiot..”

— Julie Kagawa

Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives.

— Jorge Garcia

Humour plays a vital part in any 'Bhavai' performance and is seen in plays.

— Pratik Gandhi

“If man had more of a sense of humour, things might have turned out differently.”

— Stanisław Lem

“Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Please sell $10,000 worth of stock — we have decided to lead a mad and extravagant life.”

— Harry Crosby

“We couldn't bring the sheep back to life, so there was nothing for it but to eat the evidence.”

— Karen Maitland

“They tried their best. Shayna and Emme crawled along their bellies in true Rambo-meets– Bridget Jones style”

— Cecy Robson

“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with…

— Jess C Scott

“Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I’m currently imagining a few creative ways of causing you extraordinary amounts of pain.” Kingsley raised his chin. Mere inches separated their…

— Tiffany Reisz

“Whew,” he said. “You clean up good . You don’t look like the same girl.” She frowned right before she laughed. “Do…

— Robyn Carr

Optimism is the first cousin of love, and it's exactly like love in three ways: it's pushy, it has no real sense…

— Gregory David Roberts

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Morning, noon & bloody night, Seven sodding days a week, I slave at filthy WORK, that might Be done by any book-drunk…

— Philip Larkin

“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”

— J.A. Saare

“With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal…

— Saira Viola

“Carl Mørck, am I disturbing you? said a voice at the door, which made his blood boil and turn to ice at…

— Jussi Adler-Olsen

You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,'…

— Jim Butcher

“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by…

— Terry Pratchett

“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was…

— Tom Conrad

“Aye, it could', Ian added. 'It's many a time when I've walked alone on the misty moors of Scotland, the fog creeping…

— Terri Reid

I am thrilled that DDLJ has beaten all records, Shah Rukh Khan and I share a close friendship that translates onto the…

— Kajol

“Told you I had some flavours," she said. "You like?" Ross just gaped, and possibly trembled a little. "You, er, made that…

— Christopher Brookmyre

I once said, 'Steve Jobs is the American Xavier Niel,' but that was humour.

— Xavier Niel

“Clever move. Using humour to deflate my murderous intent.”

— Nicholas Briggs

MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

— Ambrose Bierce

“Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else”

— Benny Bellamacina

“You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud”

— Annoying Orange

“You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.”

— Rosen Trevithick

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

— Sarah Dessen

“A brain the size of a pea, cannot achieve what a brain the size of a melon can!!”

— Linda Gaine

“Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.”

— A. A. Milne

“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Yes, sir, there are things to see and do on the French Riviera without spending money.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother”

— George R. R. Martin

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

— A. P. Herbert

“Focus. She’s Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane’s butt like that? ~ Zach”

— Monique DeVere

“Don't wash your brain with dettol, something useful may be lost.”

— Vishal Salgotra

“You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.”

— Cassandra Clare